The Mega-Zine Museum
November 10, 1999
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS A warning: my fragile prison of sanity has broken. And when you were up for parole in a few months, too.
C3PO'S SECRET LOVER I love you guys — let's all have a bonding session — starting with a group hug. Well... I have a few intimacy issues, man.
SHAVE THE HEAD OF MAVIS DAVIS I am cold and I am shivering! Go and buy a hot water bottle then!
WLW,
I and Alone Wolf know all your deepest darkest secrets. What secrets, you may add? Aahhh only I, you and Alone Wolf know.
I will not reveal them for a simple reason. If I reveal them, you would lose your hold over the more feeble minded 'Ziners, such as Jon the Postman.
Enigma
What? You know about time with
THE PAIR OF... OH, MAN!
Sisoa Fox Jedi,
I don't need rags. My bedroom is so crowded and messy.
Art student scribbles on my bedroom walls are the most interesting friends I can find, but those glow-in-the-dark demons on my ceiling just scare me.
That depressing beatnik poetry and abstract happiness will just irritate me. My sinister rag dolls scare the trendy people away.
Before you ask, yes I do cry for help!
The JSP from the Devil's toilet.
He sounds like a witch,
BURN HIM, BURN HIM!!!
PC STU,
I'm having an affair with Lara Croft (Mrs) and her baby's mine.
I know the baby isn't yours because you are having an affair with Discworld Duchess and Jon the Postman.
Also Silva Dragun, I'm going to eat you and take over your fridge.
Sky Warrior, Ruler of the Freezer
That's fighting talk where I
COME FROM BOY!!!
WHATEVER OR WHOMEVER
Bird, bird, bird,
Bird, bird, bird.
Wolf, wolf, wolf,
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree.
I think you know what I'm saying...
The Man From Uncool
Yeah... we know where
YOU'RE COMING FROM, BROTHER!
