The Mega-Zine Museum
November 9, 1999
THE PURPLE CHIMP CALLED BROWN Do you dream of Genie? What, Pitney? Or Wilder? Personally I prefer Gene Hackman.
LARA CROFT What does everyone want for Christmas? I want a small scooter. I want peace, love and happiness, oh and a new pencil case would be nice too!
MONA THE GRONA Steps — who the hell do they think they are, Abba, or something else? Come on Steps, cop yourself on! Well they have got a couple of "Dancin' Queens" I suppose!
DEAR WLW,
I have cynically observed your world for some time and was wondering if I could join the 'Ziner team.
I'm anti-social, paranoid, and my special skill is pessimism — very useful in the weeks leading up to the year 2000.
So can I be part of the gang, please? See, I'm even polite and well-mannered.
The Untouchable One
Be that as it may, the question is
CAN YOU MAKE A GOOD CUPPA?!
WLW,
What's happened to all the REAL 'Ziners?
All my old pals, Toxic Coffee, Freaky Fairy, Tinkerbell The Buffalo Fairy, Juvenile Object, JSP, Riot Grrl, and Deeza (esp you), where are you all?
Come back... come back... oh no! I'm starting to sound like Rose out of Titanic...
Mysterious Chik
Maybe we should have a reunion...
THE 'ZINE OF ONCE BEFORE...
'ZINERS,
After many years of research, I have finally worked out the reason for my depression.
It is simple: I live in the "other" realm, which is a reflection of the "real" world.
Because people in the "real" world feel love, I must be evol (evil) in order to keep the balance!
REZ
Or is that perhaps just a bad
EXCUSE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOUR?
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