The Mega-Zine Museum
October 29, 1999
SADC, FBI Hey, if you print my letter, I will send you something nice next time. No deal, I want the readies up front, no low-fat snacks.
MISS TRISTESSE Psychedelic Gloom? It was actually me writing to you. WLW what motivated you to change my name? No bribe, no name. I know it's harsh but a WLW's got to eat.
DEPRESSED CHEESECAKE Life is like a blackcurrant cheesecake. People take bites out of you, find you're sour and then spit you out. Stop this ceaseless chatter about food!
HECTOR THE MERCENARY,
Sit in your wasteland and paint the sky with some personal shapes. You may be my reincarnation but you're not me.
You want attention and decided to irritate me. You want a following and some respect don't you?
Everyone, look at Hector, he is a Mercenary and likes to eat fish fingers and cheese biscuits. Now go away!
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter
Has Hector been humbled?
TUME IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT...
ZINERS,
I was just wondering, do other Ziners have blankets? Does Jacobean Skate Punk have a small rag he takes with him to bed?
Does Eau Rouge comfort his angst by clutching an old blanket he got when he was a baby?
Does WLW take her blankie to work and when questioned say s/he has no idea how it got in his/her bag?
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Look, it's not a blanket OK!
JUST... A VERY LARGE HANKIE...
DEAR MEGA-ZINE,
Love is anguish.
Anguish is love.
A girl called Helen
Stole my heart.
She ripped it out
Of my chest,
And left me to die
in the name of love.
FUZZ
Here, have a doughnut
AND BELT UP
MASTER OF PUPPETS
Whoever you are, you seem like the perfect person to help destroy all of the evil trendy scum. I hate them as much as Marilyn Manson and the Pink fluffiness.
I agree with the whole sock thing! I don't put them back on, I feed them to people that like the Vengaboys and Steps. We must form an army of 'Ziners, armed with great big gunblade thingies.
I'm a freak, I'm a freak and I'm so damn proud.
Polly's Cracker
Your parents must be
REALLY PROUD TOO!
