The Mega-Zine Museum
October 30, 1999
WRINKLY DRAGON I live in a void. I am a social outcast. I'm old, I'm cold and I smoke. Join the 'Zine and be among the like...
LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality. And I thought it was just me...
POLLY'S CRACKER Does everyone like to burn their hair? Not when it's still attached to my head, no!
'ZINERFOLK
All time top five birds:
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Anne Widdecombe (only joking, I really mean Sarah Michelle Gellar)
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
The Psychedelic Gloom
You really need
TO GET OUT MORE...
A BOY CALLED RITA
What exactly is stopping you coming to Cardiff on New Year's Eve? You are invited (and Miss Tristesse) to come with me.
I completely understand that 'next year will be different' mentality - never is, is it? But truthfully, would you want it to be?
If you had a job, self-esteem, fake friends, etc - you'd be a different person - don't compromise yourself.
Sisoa Fox Jedi
PS: WLW - get your eyeliner and floral dress on - you're coming too!
Who told you about
MY FLORAL PRINT DRESS???
To all 'Ziners, esp Mysterious Boy
I'm new, so please be kind.
Mysterious Boy, ditch Mysterious Chik and go out with me. We can hold hands and listen to Green Day in the moonlight - ah!
When I was younger I wasn't starved of food, but I was starved of love. I feel older than I am, yet somehow I feel like a child.
Please love me...
Emotion Sickness
That's one way to make friends...
STEAL THEIR BOYFRIENDS ON TV!
PLEASE READ ME BACKWARDS
xxx leps t'Ndluc oOh Now eHt
morf evol dna swollamhsraM
!sklof lla s'tahT.
WLW loof dluohs tahT. sdrawkcab eniZ' ot gnitirw m'I ,(trapa I dna eruoR uaE gnipeek s'tahT eno eht) WLW si taht enoz ytiruces eht hguorht teg ot redro nI
Reversed (and fixed):
In order to get through the security zone that is WLW (the one that's keeping Eau Rouge and I apart), I'm writing to 'Zine backwards. That should fool WLW.
That's all folks!
Marshmallows and love from
tHe woN hOo culdN't spel xxx
!!!emoh ta siht yrt
LLA T'NOD
