The Mega-Zine Museum
November 1, 1999
POLLY'S CRACKER Black black black icy eyeballs. I need help. I find Optrex works for me after a heavy weekend!
PUZZLE PIECE I've been told to come out of my shell, it's funny though, as I'm a piece of a puzzle I didn't know I had one. I always get told to crawl back under my rock...
SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER FBI FREE TIBET! Yeah, right on! Whatever you say!
OI, JSP!
Are you trying to get my attention?
Do you think you know where I got my name from? You probably do, but I've got something for you. You'll never think you'll know. Why? Because if you want the answer, you'd better get ready for the fire.
Two can play at that game!
Syster of a down
Does that make sense to
ANYONE ELSE?
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
We just had a non-uniform day at school. Except the trendies swapped our usual navy blue for another uniform of sports brands. Although the first thing they'll do when they get home is watch TV.
A small group (about five of us) dared to be different. But talk about us all you will, trendie scum. You'll never stop us!
Cherub Rose
I wish we could have a non-uniform day,
BUT THEY'RE COMPULSORY IN PRISONS!
FAO: Nude Conscience
Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, garfy, wubble, wubble, wubble, some more.
Do you think pure physical attraction ever caused a girl that many wubbles?
Of course not. I couldn't care less how my Garfy looks, but I'm still desperately in love with him.
I think goldfish of the world can feel secure again, now.
Flourine IV
Isn't young love sweet?
EVEN IF IT'S UNREQUITED!
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE 'ZINE WAS GETTING BORING...
Euy-Wooy: You must have been thinking of me! What you say in Tescos (buying Ready Brek) was a mirage — your greatest fantasy to remind you to write to me.
Actually Eau Rouge, you weren't far off the mark, it could well have been me in real life! Hope that you're happy to be babas (again).
Pleeeaase write back, Eau...
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel.
I do hate it when
THEY BEG — HAVE SOME PRIDE!
