The Mega-Zine Museum
October 26, 1999
MASTER OF PUPPETS "Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, don't be late." I'm all confused now... I'm off to have a lie down..!
POLYTHENE GIRL Before you become a Zine giant you have to have some long letters printed, yet WLW only ever wtites short sentences. Why? Because I have a very short attention span, what was your point?
ENIGMA MYSTERY MAN I am the original juice, not too concentrated. Hmmmm, but are you bitty? 'Cos I hate it when the bits get stuck in my teeth.
Dear 'Zinerfriends,
What do you think would be the most entertaining fight to watch and who do you think would win?
I think Marilyn Manson and Courtney Love would be funny and the winner would definitely be Courtney. She would sctatch his loathsome little eyes out!
Go Courtney, Go Courtney, Go Courtney!
Skinned Celebrity
I'd like to see Peggy Mitchell fight
SCARY SPICE!!
THE ALIENATED FISHFINGER
You seem to have an extremely narrow view of what love is. I mean in your letter you're basically saying you love this guy's appearance, not who he actually is.
Now I'm hoping that all girls aren't as fickle as you, otherwise I'm going to wind up emotionally attached to my goldfish. And I don't even have a goldfish!
Nude Conscience
I'd be popping down to
PETSMART IF I WERE YOU!!!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why oh why do people want to buy their shopping over the Internet? Part of the fun of shopping is the fact that you have to look around!!
Damn humans are so lazy. Food by phone, shopping by computer, we'll all grow sooo fat that we'll explode!
Miss Tristesse
I quite like the idea of
NEVER EVER LEAVING MY HOUSE!!
MISSING 'ZINER (URGENT)
Please can you help?
Hector the Mercenary was last seen entering his room with a Sega Dreamcast, a bin bag full of Pot Noodles, two bin bags full of coffee and a three-pint capacity novelty mug.
He was last seen on Friday, October 15.
Hannibal the Mercenary
You know what they say.....
SMALL THINGS PLEASE SMALL MINDS!!
