The Mega-Zine Museum
October 24, 1999
JUSTIN CASE Could you spare me some cutter me brothers? Go on then... but this is the very last time...
THE JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK The ever popular beating that took you under, the ever so popular beating that broke your skin. Free thinkers are dangerous. So are very sharp pointy things.
SMAK THE CAT Don't you just hate people who want to put football tables in your corner? PS: I think we scared them. They don't want chocolate any more. What?
ALIENATED FISHFINGER
I'm a sixth-former. I have glasses, hair and even clothes.
I've never heard of Potters Bar, though, and I was probably somewhere on Eastbourne seafront last Sunday.
Am I the object of your desire, or am I talking a load of rubbish?
The Psychedelic Gloom
Eastbourne rocks!
OR AM I THINKING OF SOMEWHERE COOL?
EXCUSE ME...
Why are Lara Croft and PC Stu even accepted on the 'Zine? I thought Megazine was the Teletext epicentre of mainstream-opposing, anarchic, rebellious outcasts.
Not a zone for planet-popular playboy fakes and authoritarian, law-abiding clones. You losers belong on Backchat.
Riot Grrl
PS Ha ha. Perhaps this controversy will get some response.
La lala lala
I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA!
I saw you in Northampton High Street wearing a pair of flares. They were a nice shade of brown.
You had a bowl haircut and a friend wearing flared jeans.
Do you recognise yourself? If so write to the 'Zine, you handsome hunk! I actually saw you three times.
Loads of '60s swinging love,
Alonza's Half-Sister
It's true
HOPE SRINGS RIDICULOUSLY ETERNAL!
