The Mega-Zine Museum
October 23, 1999
ENIGMA I think WLW's witty, but humorous remarks are just what the nation needs on a cold winter day in the desert. Exactly.
THE PARANOID & SUNBURNT PIXIE I have found the source of evil in the world. It is Pringles because once you stop, you go pop. Try stopping sooner.
QUEEN OF THE TROUBLED TEENS Those in college said it was a wilderness of frustration. I've never been at college so I wouldn't know. So what's your excuse?
DEAR WLW,
I was dancing last night. Yes, I dance: the shame of it. Green Day were strumming happily in the background.
What happened next? I was evicted. My mother (Flourine III) had invited over a friend, and I had to leave.
My brother and others were swarming in the kitchen. I went upstairs, but the bulb was broken in my light, and it was dark.
Do you know what I did next? I danced in the garden.
Flourine IV
An excellent idea!
FRESH AIR IS VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
TO ZINE
I get bullied, tell myself it is a dream. At home it's now a memory. I dream about it soon becoming a reality, but knowing it will soon be dreamt about again within a dream.
I wake up, predicting my forthcoming day... I'm usually correct.
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter Skate Punk from the Devil's Toilet
Aren't you lucky...
BEING ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE.
TO ALL 'ZINERS AND WLW
I'm new to the 'Zine and I'd love to be on it. I've read it for years. (Oh, go on then — WLW).
Anyway, Mysterious Chik, would you go out with me? I think your letters are good and I fancy you.
And, on doughnuts, jam ones rule. Ring doughnuts are plain and boring. (Yawn).
Oh and good luck to PC Stu/Lara Croft.
Mysterious Boy
What! Pinching Ms Chik's name?
NOT A GOOD START TO A RELATIONSHIP
A WARNING TO ALL ZINERS
First they came for the trendies. I did not speak up because I was not a trendie.
Then they came for the skate punks. I did not speak up because I was not a skate punk.
Then they came for the goths. I did not speak up because I was not a goth.
Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak up for me. But they'll never make us all the same.
Wheels of Fire
Is there anybody
LEFT?
