The Mega-Zine Museum
October 12, 1999
THE INK SPOT My flea is my only friend, on whom I can depend, until the bitter end, my heart shall never mend! Stop! I am overcome with emotion!
WHEELS OF FIRE I've been reading for a bit too long, it's time I put my views on 'Zine, expect to hear a lot more from me in the future! We all wait with immense anticipation!
BLUE MEANIE I'd like to start a new debate. What is the best wall coverer, paint or wallpaper? Paint. Unless, sadly, you prefer a textured '70s look!
'ZINERFOLK
I was talking to a giant pilchard, when the sunshine became green.
"Wow," I said, "the sun is green, what a marvellous sight!"
"It's not the sun," the pilchard said. "It's all inside your mind."
So who put it there?
The Psychadelic Gloom
AHHHH! They're doing it to you
AS WELL! WE'LL ALL PERISH!
Dear 'Ziners!
Ha! I've returned after one year, six months and twenty-one days!
My reason for being away so long? I spent the days saving up to purchase one stamp and a white envelope.
I'll never leave again!
Scully Warrior
Yeh right! You'll have to think of a
BETTER REASON THAN THAT!
'ZINE
Hello 'Zine, I am the mighty one they call, The Sousage Sheep.
I am the one that steals all of the sousages.
You may think I am only a sheep but think again! So long 'Zine — until we meet again.
Sousage Sheep
OK. What exactly is a
SOUSAGE?
THE JAM DEBATE
Yet again I have another debate — I hereby proclaim that jam is better than marmalade.
You can only get two varieties of marmalade (shreads or no shreads) but you can get loads of different types of jam: plum; strawberry; cherry; blackcurrant; and my favourite, fruits of the forest.
What would toast be without jam? Nothing!
Toxic Coffee
You obviously know nothing about
LEMON AND LIME MARMALADE!
