The Mega-Zine Museum
October 11, 1999
JUSTIN CASE To WLW — CHEESE. 26p for that!
PC STU I may have to leave 'Zine for a while. Too much pressure from all these women folk. It's a tough old life!
SEGGY NEWDLE My postbox is pink, my postbox is pink. It should be red... oh someone repaint it please before I sob in my shoes. You better get onto Jon the Postman. You should be OK if you're not female.
MY LIFE STORY,
He talked,
He stole my heart,
He left,
I went home,
I cried,
I cried some more,
I went to sleep.
Toxic Coffee
I would say yes, but I've got to
KEEP UP MY MACHO PERSONA!
Megazine,
Hey, Mrs "Mother of Goths", are you mad? Choosing brown Smarties as the best colour!
Purple, I can understand, but brown! This is just taking it too far.
Am I the only one who remembers the fantastic white Smarties? They rocked my planet.
White Hole Kakou XXX
PS Can anyone define the word "Geebo" for me please?
"Rocked your planet" —
YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE!
'Zine,
Jimi Hendrix is a legend. The way he flossed with the instrument and set fire to the guitar.
He influenced people so much. I remember the lead guitarist in my first band setting fire to a guitar and the proprietor of the shop saying, "Oi, you're gonna have to pay for that, you know?"
Dormant Assassin
You ever get the feeling you were
BORN IN THE WRONG DECADE?
Soggy Noodle,
I know what you mean about pets. I put a lead on my pet goldfish and took him for a walk in the garden but he just lay on the floor, flicking his tail every now and again.
So I put him back in his tank and told him he'd got to clean my room for the next two weeks for making me stand around outside looking like an idiot.
The Ink Spot
Prepare for a vist
FROM THE RSPCA!
