The Mega-Zine Museum
September 22, 1999
MYSTERIOUS CHIK So, you wanna live in the real world, huh? Well when you get there could you send me directions? You take a left and a... who am I kidding?
HOLLOW LITTLE REIGN Who moved my brain? I put it down next to WLW, and now it has gone! That'll teach you, won't it!
PUZZLE PIECE Why does it always rain on me, is it because I lied when I was 17? Oh wait, it can't be, I'm only 15. Any better ideas? Next time, try taking an umbrella!
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
Blueberry jam is far better for doughnuts because it is so much more tastier!
Raspberry jam is tasty, but my vote goes to blueberry.
I hope this will end your confusion.
Magnetic Slug
You'd have to be really jammy to
END THIS CONFUSION!
TO ALL 'ZINERS
Don't be fooled by me
Don't be fooled by the face I wear
For I wear a thousand masks
That I am afraid to take off
Only one of them is me.
Who am I you wonder?
I am someone very special
I am someone you know very well
For I am everyone you see and meet
Accept me as I am, for who I am
Take me in and love me!
The Lobster King
I've heard of being two-faced,
BUT THIS...
SMARTIES
Here's a new debate — what's your favourite colour Smartie? Mine's either brown or purple, 'cos I'm part Goth, part Geebo, so I'm torn between purple, which goes great with black, and brown which is the nearest colour to black.
What about everyone else? Smarties have feelings too y'know, so don't all support the same colour!
Mother Of Goths
It's not only Smarties that
HAVE THE ANSWER!
SOAPS
What is it with soaps? I think we should put "ginger gorilla" Bianca from EastEnders, "evil fringed" Graham from Emmerdale, "whingy weepy" Sarah from Neighbours and "repetitive, I say, repetitive" Fred from Corrie in a room together until they all go insane.
Anyone want to help?
NEON BUTTERFLY
I think it is time you washed your
HANDS OF SOAPS!
