Mega-Zine
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September 15, 1999

ABSTRACT AURA Does anyone know what an inoffensive weapon looks like? No, maybe you should ask someone who has been under friendly fire.

CHARMLESS SQUIRREL Part of life's long lesson is learning to live alone. It's so true, I still have problems with my shoelaces.

MOLOTOV MAIDEN Please include my letter in the 'Zine. I'll be your best friend forever. Best friends, shmest friends: now a big box of doughnuts...

 

'ZINERS

Imagine yourself in a kingdom of fellow freaks — no cloned trendies. You have a leader — me (or in my absence WLW).

Together we'll revolt against the trendies and the world will be ours.

Significant Other

Sorry I'm just too tired to be

REVOLTING TODAY

 

SLINKEE MELYS

Selling out means success — don't be so cynical! To gain power and change the world, sometimes you have to conform to the mainstream slightly.

IT'S BETTER TO RISE THAN TO FADE AWAY.

After all Courtney Love's been through, what better party to gate-crash than glamorous Hollywood?

As for your future, why not create your own legacy?

Riot Grrrl

'Ziners cynical?

HUSH YOUR MOUTH!

 

WLW,

If you ever feel lost, lonely and unloved, just remember this... you're a ray of sunshine to a million people. You fathered thousands of 'Zine kids.

Here are just a few I can think of who love you:

Eau Rouge, The Big Hairy Toe, Venus Fly Trap, Lara Croft, Split Banana, The Devil's Toilet, Whiskey, Unlimited Edition, Toxic Coffee, Meet Pi, Neon Butterfly, Freak Girl...

tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel

Well I hope the CSA doesn't

CATCH UP WITH ME

 

THINGS TO DO, ON THE LOO

  1. Make a drum kit from bathroom objects.
  2. Squirt things with air freshener
  3. Squeeze toothpaste out then attempt to put it back.
  4. Play tennis with the dangly light switch.
  5. Adjust bathroom scales to read a stone heavier.
  6. Sing.
  7. Write to Teletext.

Hip Spasm

And they say school holidays

ARE TOO LONG