The Mega-Zine Museum
September 23, 1999
SPACED-OUT SPACED CADET Help! My brains are starting to froth and drip drip from my ears! Chocolate is the only cure, must have chocolate. Oh yes, the healing powers of chocolate. Mmmm!
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER SKATE PUNK FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET I'm alone in a Satan Polaroid. Ummmm, OK then.
LARA STU (CROFT) Washing-up liquid tastes like glue. If you wanted bubbles at your wedding, you should have tried champagne.
ANYBODY LISTENING,
A very sick human being called the Marquis de Sade wrote in his last will and testament:
"Kill me, or take me as I am, for I shall never change."
Hear! Hear!
Paul Draper's Boiler Suit
There are saddos
EVERYWHERE
ALL 'ZINERS
Will anybody be my friend?
I'm a snake;
I've no emotions;
I've no ethics;
I've no compassion.
Step on me, I'll bite you, kill you and then swallow you whole.
Hector the Mercenary
PS: Jon the Postman — Are you on the Internet?
You sound like my
EDITOR
WLW
I'm writing in to warn you, as well as inform you, of the mistakes that have been made. So that 'Zine can be saved.
If letters are not printed (as others have hinted), then letters won't be sent.
You prevent this..
Captain Fish
Byron has nothing to
WORRY ABOUT
WLW
I'm back! Did you miss me?
Were you filled with joy when the orange envelope appeared on your desk, knowing that it was full of intellectual delights, scribbled by my own fair hand on to green paper?
Well, were you? Did you miss me? Did ya? Eh?
NEON BUTTERFLY
Ummm, you're starting to
SCARE ME NOW...
