The Mega-Zine Museum
September 9, 1999
HALLUCINOGENIC HIT MAN Amid the gunfire my stool collapsed and I found myself in a lorry-load of interesting cheeses. E-dam! That must have been smelly!
VOODOO GLOWSKULL Individuality is not about being alone. It's about being in a crowd and standing out. If you stand out that much, I bet you are alone!
JUSTIN CASE The bananas are in the fridge. Cool!!!
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY Till rolls are nice to write on. If you're a till!
HAPPY WALLS
Why do people get so upset when I do my art work? Those walls just looked so sad and bleak, and I just had to cheer them up. I mean, why do people get so upset when the walls become so happy?
Walls have feelings too. Why would they want to be plain when they could be the complete opposite?
I just don't understand. Will someone please explain?
Meow The Unseen Artist
It must be a tough job...
KEEPING THE WALLS HAPPY!?!
SCARED TO DEATH!
The other day I was sat on the bus when a goth came and sat next to me. Being polite, I said hello.
The goth, who was dressed in usual gothic attire, snarled at me in response and scared me to death.
I sank down in my seat looking for a means of escape — yet there was none and I had to wait for my gothic companion to leave.
Narcoleptic Mango
That's why buses have
EMERGENCY EXITS!
'ZINERS
I had a very strange dream a few nights ago. I was walking fast down a straight road and ran into a large grey building, where hundreds of other beings gathered with me.
As I looked up, a man in black robes stood on all of us with one big foot and laughed hideously.
What is my subconscious trying to tell me?
The Marionette
You seriously need to
WAKE UP!
HEY EVERYONE,
While fluttering by an electrical store, I stopped and noticed that one of the TVs was displaying Teletext page 142. So I decided to take a break and perched on top of someone's hat.
But... Oh no! He changed page 142 to page 540. Immediately I flew from his hat to the remote and turned it back to page 142.
I now plan to visit every electrical store in the UK.
The Freaky Fairy
With 'Ziner Power' the world will
BE A BETTER PLACE!
