The Mega-Zine Museum
September 3, 1999
MRS LARA CROFT If I am what I eat, why aren't I a giant cornflake? Cos then you'd be "hanging with the raisin girls" — Everybody sing...
THE UNHOLY DENIM BRA Well, skin me alive and call me luggage! Snip snip snip, rip... "LUGGAGE!" — You did ask!
HECTOR THE MERCENARY I despise you!! I despise your order, I despise your false propped authority. Hang me for it. Anarchic students eh? Have a Pot Noodle and try to calm down.
DEAR ANYONE,
What's the strangest injury or health problem you've had? I once got Lego stuck up my nose. I had to go to hospital to get it removed.
Where's the oddest place you've woken up after sleepwalking? When I was little I woke up in the airing cupboard — but I couldn't open the door.
Hip Spasm
I didn't wanna tell you but your
PARENTS PUT YOU THERE FOR A JOKE!
ELIZABETH,
Clothes aren't a "reflection of our personalities". That's like saying hair colour reflects your personality. If you have red hair then your're angry, blue hair and you're calm — that is rubbish.
You shouldn't judge people on appearances. And those of you who think by dressing differently you can break the rules — WAKE UP! You're just being bracketed like everyone else.
Juvenile Object Escaping Life
Do what I do I —
WEAR NOTHING!
TOP FIVE FILMS ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE
- Gmome Alone
- Lepre-Con Air
- Do the Sprite Thing
- The Hudsucker Pixie
- Elfie
2nd angriest dog in the world (aka The Big Lebow-wowski)
PS "Neighbours is dead". Discuss.
Anon
What about...
THE THOMAS CROWN A-FAIRY?
