The Mega-Zine Museum
September 5, 1999
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel If I'm a good girl, can I be promoted to Vice WLW?! Only if you make your name easier to type! Do we have a deal?
XX KITTY MISS MELYS (feeling touchable) Ducks, ducks, so touchable. Coo, come here, ducks... lovely ducks. I do worry about some of my 'Zineys! You might not think so, but I do, honest.
SLEEPFLOWER I ask you to take me as I am, with no false hopes and no veneers. Ok, but I expect great things from you and remember — "SMILE"!!!
DEAR SOGGY N
I agree, insect nurturing can be rewarding, but I prefer to keep them outside.
I once had a spider on my window exterior for a year. It was huge. (The type with extensive back-end and small head).
She kept out flies and wrapped them up and cast a big shadow. I was glad it was outside so it didn't explore my face at night.
By the way, is your name an anagram for nosey dog log? Clever huh?
Hip Spasm
And is your name an anagram for
"SPAM SHIP"?!
PLEASE ACCEPT ME ZINERS!
I'm a singer
I'm a singer
I'm a singer and guitarist in a band!
I'm a sk8er
I'm a sk8er
I'm a sk8er who isn't very good!
I'm not a trendie!
I'm not a trendie!
I'm not a trendie and I'm misunderstood
I wanna be a ziner
I wanna be a ziner
I wanna be a Ziner, will you accept me?
Voodoo Glowskull
Another potential
ENGLISH PROFESSOR! (SK8ER INDEED!)
That's it Ziners, you've asked for it,
You lot are sooo nice it's sickening. Don't NE of you hate the world and everyone in it.
Karma Drone thanx for your opinion bu not everyone's who's a goth does everything Marilyn Manson says or even likes him. There were Goths before Mazza you know.
Mysterious Chick it's so obvious u're sucking up to JSP, I'll clamber back into my world of depression and hate now.
The modern witches little evil helper
Good luck if you ever do an
ENGLISH EXAM!
Spider to the Web:
I reaad your letter and you made me laugh out loud! Curse you! Isn't this fun? I'm no happy sausage.
But I'm not a complete midnight sky either. Forcing happinness into these pages is not clever. Nobody takes me seriously.
WLW: Never even a hint of thanks for the christmas card! Now you have to print this!
Miss Tristesse
Er, thanks for the christmas card,
IT WAS, ER...VERY...SEASONAL(?)
