The Mega-Zine Museum
July 14, 1999
THE LI'L BEEBLEBROX GIRL Television: ruiner of dreams; Teletext: slow. How... can... you... say... that?
MYSTERIOUS CHIK I'm not a fridge, you know! Are you quite sure about that?
PAUL DRAPER'S BOILER SUIT If your mum was so obsessed with how soft the loo roll you are using is, wouldn't you be worried? Oh no, I only start to worry when they begin to do the 'Shake and Vac'! That's when it all goes wrong!
HELLO 'ZINERS,
Is is it just me? Am I the only one who seriously thinks Dominic Heale of Central News is a complete babe?
By the way, if anyone out there knows the pink donkey, please tell him I still have that wig he left round here when he came to check out me toilet.
Love The Blue Furry thing that lives in Vanessa Feltz's handbag.
For me it has to be the godlike
ALAN TITCHMARSH! OOOOHH!
'ZINE,
I've succumbed to a terrible fate. A fate worse than being confined in a small space with Steps — post-GCSE boredom.
After months of hard revision, exams are over and I find myself with nothing to do. I find myself wasting away in front of the TV all day.
I need help. Is there nothing I could do? I need some challenging pursuit or I'll turn into my mother!
Intense Leather Studded Choker
Use old revision notes to learn
THE ANCIENT ART OF ORIGAMI
ROYAL INIVATION
Can I take you home, Jacobean Skate Punk?
I could put you in a sparkly box and plant you in my garden where all the fairies hang out.
It would be so much fun.
Princess of Bubbles
Sure beats a wet weekend in
BOGNOR REGIS
TO ANYONE WITH EARS
Why is my careers adviser insisting that I decide on a career now? I'm 15, I don't even know what I wanna do this weekend, let alone the next 20 years of my life.
In the words of Daria Morgendorffer: "I don't want to wake up one day in my forties to the horrible realisation that my life has been a waste due to the fact that I was forced to choose my career in my teens."
Crimson Glow
When I was 15 I really wanted to be a
WORLD-FAMOUS MUD WRESTLER
