The Mega-Zine Museum
July 16, 1999
SPLIT BANANA WLW, do you like your blowy thing? I saved it for you from my 18th. Yes, it's been the source of much hilarity with its amusing blowing noise.
THE SNAIL MASTER I love hippies. I love Mum. I love WLW. I thought we could all do with some tree-hugging to cheer us up.
BLOKE WLW, your spelling is atro.. atro atrosh... very bad. Nonsense, I have a 50-strong team checking my every word... actually I'm not sure why so many.
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
We are so alike, it's kool! Here are some things I bug the teachers with:
- Skateboard in the corridor - the floor's so smooth what d'ya expect?
- Wear an extra long key chain, so everyone trips over it.
- Listen to KoRn full blast on my personal stereo when my teacher wants a discussion
I wish you came to my school, think of all the fun we could have together!
Girl Punk Skateborder
I think one JSP per school
IS PROBABLY ENOUGH
YOU NEVER KNOW
Congrats JSP, you have many Zine girls falling over themselves to win your favour but I know your secret. You're a girl aren't you? Go on admit it...
I could be male, using a female pseudonymn to fool you all. Paranoid yet?
The Freakish Punk-Loving Semi-Goth Girl
Male or female? Let's all own up.
RIGHT, YOU LOT FIRST
ZINERS
I want you all to stop being so NICE!
Don't you see it's a wasted opportunity. Zine is a place where you can unleash built-up anger on people you're never going to meet.
Ok since you're all so gutless I'll set the ball rolling. I hate: PCs, Lara Croft, Mansun, moshing, people who don't wear glitter, Jacobean Skate Punks and of course WLW.
Phew. Now I feel much better!Moon Monkey
Most people just
KICK THE CAT
WLW, FELLOW ZINERS, PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON AND DECIDED TO READ ON...
Weird. It means not normal, right? A weird person is not an average person by definition.
According to a car advert, there's no such thing as an average person. So when people call me weird, are they insulting me or complimenting me on being one of the few people in existence?
Generation X
So what if you're called
WEIRDLY AVERAGE?
