The Mega-Zine Museum
July 13, 1999
FLYING TURNIP Mo mi my mo, mo me my mi. In my day it was "Fee fi fo fum".
NEW AGE PROPHET Why spend your time thinking about what you've had? Start thinking about the things you can have. A trifle materialistic, don't you think?
PAUL DRAPER'S BOILER SUIT I hang glass from my wall, to make my life seem big. Mirrors hang from my wall, to make my world seem big. That must be one fat reflection looking back atcha.
DEAR WLW
Methinks it's about time you told us a bit about yourself WLW! I mean, without us 'ziners you'd be out of a job, wouldn't you?
So, come on! Male or female? Cute or creep? Home planet? Favourite 'ziner (ahem)?
Etc, etc, etc.
Mysterious Chik
I am all things to all people
DEAR JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK DUDE & anyone else who gets bad grades
In class I listen to Rancid
My headphones up my sleeve
I rarely do my homework
Instead I read the Zine
I hardly sleep at weekends
(I mosh at gigs all night)
I watch skaters, get drunk and play in my band
That's why my school grades are...
Not very good really (except Art).
Ciao!
Alterna-chick
Getting bad grades is cool...
UNTIL YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
NOW LISTEN HERE EVERYBODY
The Battle of the Sexes doesn't exist. Everybody knows that the MAN is King of the jungle. And that's coming from me, Jon the Postman, Britain's biggest feminist. Germaine Greer fancies me!
My missus loves doing the housework while I watch the telly all day. Why do you think there are no postwomen? Women aren't skilful enough for such a difficult job!
Jon the Postman
I laughed so much when I read this.
IT IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
I'M SO EXCITED...
I just can't wait 'til September! I mean there are all those new 1st year college students coming up to convert from trendy and teenybopper to the wonderful world of freak, weirdo, greebo, skater punk.
All those opinions to change and small-time 16-year-olds to preach and show off to.
Greebos rule. Trendies suck.
Punk Greebo Girl
Remember, abuse of power is a
SERIOUS OFFENCE
