The Mega-Zine Museum
July 10, 1999
THE URBAN VAMPIRE The girl catches my eye... perhaps she's intrigued by my appearance or aura. Or perhaps she's noticed the spinach between your teeth.
DEEZA Why do we have to get up each day... wouldn't it be better to sleep through? Why then we'd miss the teletubbies!
DR ZAP I want to swim in the immobilised guts of dead buffalo fairies. Can guts be mobilised? Unless, that is, they've seen one too many cups of our tea-lady's coffee.
SCHOOL AIN'T COOL
I have to wear a brown school tie.
I must take out my funky hair dye.
Why, why, why?
I go in with my normal hair and sigh.
When I go home, I'm so high.
Why, why, why?
Because to school I've said goodbye.
PS that wasn't a lie.
The Purply Punky Badger
A brown school tie?
'ZINERS
You 'ziners (Jacobean Skate Punk aside obviously) are losing the plot a bit aren't you? Hair clips vs alice bands?
NEWSFLASH! S Club 7 made it to number one!
Don't any of you want to investigate the conspiracy? No one want to be Mulder to my Scully?
Agent of the Shadow Queen
A ghostly figure, a strange stench...
...TEA LADY'S ARRIVED THEN
'ZINERS
If you got stuck in the lift with three people, which three would you want to be stuck with?
I would pick Casper Van Dien as he is well fit. Matt Stone because he is very funny and, last but not least, a tea-lady with a trolley full of cake, biscuits and buns.
Who would you choose?
Scooter from the Devil's Garden Shed
You wouldn't want to get stuck with
OUR TEA LADY - THERE AREN'T ANY BUNS
I WANT MY CAKE AND I WANT TO EAT IT TOO!
Why oh why can't we have our cake and eat it too?
Who the hell says we can't? Is there a rule or something? Is it written in stone or quoted in the bible?
Let us have cake! And eat it!
Punk Greebo Girl
Some cake serves better as a doorstop
ANYTHING PINK-COLOURED FOR EXAMPLE
