The Mega-Zine Museum
July 9, 1999
BLOKE Does anyone else suffer from Ziners' block? Errr, ummm... never.
PUZZLE PIECE Since when is "kerfuffle" a word? March 16th, 1984.
THE SNAIL MASTER My name isn't really very funny, is it? Well, it could be improved. How about: The Mail Caster.
KWEEN KAT Scentless apprentice, I "frisbee" pen lids. That takes practice! Yes, but what if the pen lids were 10ft tall and made of granite? What then, huh?
MY FELLOW SOCIAL MISFITS
Don't you just hate it when you realise how alone you are?
My peers hate me because I don't fit into any category and my best friend treats me like a doormat.
She hates my music and refuses to mosh with me at gigs, leaving me with no one to lift me up in order to crowd-surf.
I'm alone in life with no chance of ever finding a soulmate.
Crimson Glow
Moshing? Crowd-surfing?
DEAR ZINE
Pay Phone — Device for people who have forgotten their mobile.
Minority Group — People without access to the Internet.
Sitcoms — Form of entertainment going rapidly down hill.
Millennium — Something which is quickly approaching, as the above proves.
The Yellow Bird Who Whistles As The Blue Moon Rises
Post-millennium — Time when
EVERYTHING WILL BE GREAT!
ZINE
I looked at my school photograph today. I went along each row, a purple permanent marker in hand, and every time I came across someone who had caused me pain or let me down I put a cross on their face.
By the end of the photo, I had put a cross on every single face, including my own.
Little Own
You should have drawn on them in
REAL LIFE. THAT'D BE GREAT!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Do you look, waiting.
Do you see, wanting.
Do you try, needing.
Do you lie, hiding.
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
The Man From Uncool
Man From Uncool? U.N.C.L.E?
AHHH, I GET IT NOW.
