The Mega-Zine Museum
June 8, 1999
DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE I found a sticky label on the back of my head and it said I cost £1.59. I think your parents are telling you something..!
FUZZY RHINOCEROS Tractors are big and tennis balls aren't. Just as well, have you tried to serve a tractor?
EAU ROUGE We're all going to die, we're all going to die! Tell me something I didn't know.
I EAT CHEESE I don't know what you did last Autumn. Well, you don't know me...
UGLY MUGS
Whenever I'm feeling down, my mug always cheers me up. It's white with the biggest chip above its handle. It's got my "real" name on it, and a bizarre picture of a Rolls Royce on it.
It goes well with coffee and biscuits, coffee and doughnuts, and coffee and cream.
It lives in a rack by the kettle and shares a floor with twin green mugs.
MKIIJL, Endbringer
Having these feelings makes you
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p204
SAVE YOURSELF FIRST
What is the deal with this whole "save the whales" thing? Don't you think we'd better save our souls first?
Also, why oh why do people wear socks with sandals? We've nearly completed another millennium and people still can't see how naff it looks!
My message? Save your souls and wear socks wisely!
Physic Chicken
You should wear socks with sandals
TO SAVE YOUR "SOLES"!
BOW DOWN, ZINERS!
I am more individual than any of you. I have two heads, three Michelin stars, a small road haulage firm, only two Manics singles, a hovercraft and an entry in the Guinness Book Of Records under "most convincing wig."
At this rate I'll be a millionaire by the age of 10 as well. So there!
Eric The Gardener
You forgot something else, you have...
A VERY VIVID IMAGINATION!
DISASTER
My doctor told me last week that one of my ear's hearing (or lack of it) is so bad that I couldn't be a fighter pilot. Great.
Only what's the big deal? If my ear's that bad, shouldn't I just be glad that at least I won't be able to hear as much rubbish spouting from my teachers' mouths as the rest? Mmmmm...
Eau Rouge
'Ear 'Ear! At least some good
HAS COME FROM YOUR SITUATION!
