The Mega-Zine Museum
June 10, 1999
L'IL BEEBLEBROX GIRL You need to know about the Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, the Discworld and Star Trek/Wars to be WLW. "Don't Panic". I do!
MK IIJL, ENDBRINGER Ring, Ring... Ring, Ring. "What's your favourite line from a scary movie?" "REDRUM REDRUM"
SWEET CHILD Jacobean Skate Punk — Where did you get your Marilyn Manson badge from? Do tell.!
PC STU Lucozade is actually OK! I never had it before. I'm happy for you.!
IT'S GOD HERE
It's awful having the same name as someone famous. People are always going "Let there be light" at me and it's just not funny anymore.
What's worse is people phoning me at all hours blaming me for things I didn't do. I can't even get insurance as everything I do is deemed an "Act of God".
So I am going to change my name to Dave Smith.
God
"For the love of Dave Smith"
TO 'ZINE
Is there anything more dangerous than being misunderstood? You are always misunderstood.
You think you aren't lonely, but in actual fact you are even more lonely.
The Jacobean Greebo Skate Punk from the Devil's Toilet
I don't get what you're trying to
say, so I'm going to ignore you!
MUGS
I had a beloved mug once. It was brown and had smarties all over it. I used it all the time. It made my hot chocolate taste even nicer than the other mugs. It was my favourite.
Well, my poor mug met the same fate as the other 'Ziners' mugs. I could never find a replacement.
How much joy and sadness a mere mug can bring. Sigh.
Troubled Penguin
I will not go for the obvious pun
DO YOU THINK I'M SOME SORT OF MUG?
TO FELLOW PHILES,
If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorised or easily referenced.
The Future Fighting Phile
Are you an
ASIMOV FAN PERCHANCE?
