The Mega-Zine Museum
June 6, 1999
EAU ROUGE What do I do? I fancy a teacher. I think you need to be taught a lesson.
TALLULAH BELLE My budgie won't talk to me. Don't worry, I have the same problem with birds.
SOGGY NOODLE I have a plastic duck whose head comes off. Sounds like you are quacking up.
THE ARTICLE Which is nicer - turkey or chicken? Well, I've never been to chicken before...
MY NIHILISTIC THOUGHTS
Ever wondered how insignificant we are? After death, the memory of the majority destined to achieve nothing remarkable is erased.
We can do nothing to make any mark on the billions of years ahead of us. Our existence is meaningless.
Until this realisation, I had been spending time revising, but it is pointless so I will become a surf bunny in Cornwall.
The Red-Eyed Treefrog
Stare death in the face!
AMAZING THINGS!
Did you know that: the K in Jerome K Jerome stood for kettle? Voles have no natural aging process? Cheddar cheese is coloured with buttercups?
Besides being a guitar band, a clothes shop and a drink, Oasis is also the Portuguese for "elasticated" and Urdu for "pertaining to fractions"?
All amazing yet completely untrue.
Eric the Gardener
The only amazing thing is that
YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THIS LETTER!
THE MAN FROM UNCOOL
Time stopped four years ago. We are all living through repeating loops which shift slightly across the diagonal planes by random electrical pulses.
We innocently forget to realise that everything is merely a disguised variation of what has been before, because to believe we are changing nothing, would be mind destroying.
Soggy Noodle
Sounds like you have been
GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES!
LET IT BE...
You know the song Let It Be? I wish people would let me be. I climb out onto the scaffolding on my block and think about setting up camp there... I could live there.
In an alternative universe... In an alternate world I could do almost anything... and maybe I wouldn't feel so blue.
Lone Star
If you become what you want to be...
YOU'LL NEED AN ALTERNATE WORLD!
