The Mega-Zine Museum
April 26, 1999
EAU ROUGE I was so bored yesterday, I had a think while no one was looking. The only thing I thought was that I'm a two year-old Ziner! Well done!
FLYING TURNIP Kween kat, did you know I like Tigger? Now here's one for you: do you like strawberry ice cream or vanilla? I am into raspberry ripple!
BLACK CAT If you print this letter I'll send you a soft mint! I'm more of a menthalist than a soft mint BC!
DEAR ZINERS
Once I wrote in saying that all redheads should only go out with redheads too. Then someone got offended by this remark, and prompted me to take my comment back.
But it's time I came clean. I meant what I said, and if you don't like it then tough!
Eau Rouge
I'm not ginger!
I'M STRAWBERRY BLONDE
ODE TO THE JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET:
Oh Jacobean Bounty Hunter from the Devil's loo,
I love your taste in music, I find your letters funny too.
I know you'll think I'm new on 'zine,
But I've been reading it for years.
To ignore me would be rather mean,
Cos I wish I was one of your peers.
Please say you will be my friend,
I think we would get on quite well...
Egg Shaped Freda
It must be lurve, it's plain to see
BUT JBH, WHICH ADMIRER WILL IT BE?
PART 2
"Are you ok?" she said. He spun round towards her once again.
"You seem to be distracted by something behind you," she said calmly.
"Didn't you hear it?" he said, puzzled.
"Hear what?"
He spun around the other way trying to notice something that had made him jump just seconds ago. He couldn't see anything, so he turned back to face her once more, but couldn't believe his eyes...
2B continued.
The Impure Maiden
I hope it's going to be something
GRUESOME!
TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD TAKE OVER THE EARTH
Sorry Sauron, Sephiroth and Silver Shinobi (does having an S in your name drive you to global domination?) but there's a new Cloud on your horizons, and unlike that weakling Strife, I'm going to finish you off properly.
I'll take you all on at once, or one at a time, it doesn't bother me. Although the thought of crossing katanas with Seph sounds like a battle to remember.
KloudNyne, ninja for hire
Uh oh, a cosmic confrontation!
SET FACES ON STUNNED, OR SOMETHING
