The Mega-Zine Museum
April 29, 1999
MC MUFFIN Paranoid... they all think I am paranoid! I'll show them. You're paranoid? People keep writing in and telling me I'm not funny. Can't think why for the life of me!
EL GRINGO We are everywhere... The Gingers are gonna get ya. Watch it. Run for the hills, run for the hills!
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALLLO FAIRY Today, Wondergirl bought me a Shady Lane. I'm so happy. Isn't it nice when you get nice, unusual little gifts!
PSYCHO BUNNY IS BACK!!!
WLW — You call yourself WLW as in the White Line Warrior BUT on pages 2 to 5 you print in yellow or red!
So your name should be YOROWOBLW (Yellow or Red or White on Black Line Warrior). Or something like that anyway...
Psycho Bunny
Catchy name!
MAYBE I'LL TAKE IT ON!
TO ANYONE WHO CARES
I am myself
You are yourself
WLW is a fluffy green pig dressed in ballet shoes and a tiara.
Love,
Squidgy
I knew that Web-cam in the Teletext
OFFICE WOULD BE MY UNDOING!
'ZINERS...
To anyone like me who's sent squillions of letters to 'Zine and WLW has never printed them — a solution:
- Write your letter on a piece of paper.
- Stick it to the TV screen (sticky tape would be useful).
- Sit at your usual sofa.
- Turn on the TV and pretend to look at 'Zine on Teletext.
- Hey presto! your letter is on TV!
From a Natural Blonde Bimbo
WLW is capable of pity!
IT'S OFFICIAL!
'ZINERS
I would just like to point out to everybody that I'm a vegetarian. That means I don't eat meat.
Because I don't eat meat, I really don't like to touch it, look at it, or even talk about it.
Therefore I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from discussing meat for the rest of my 'Zine life.
Thank you.
Naff Nymph
Can't write a comment, must rush off
TO A MEATING, ER, I MEAN MEETING!
