The Mega-Zine Museum
February 21, 1999
CAPTAIN FISH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..... HA HA HA HA!!!!! Laugh any harder and your head will fall off! With any luck!!!!!!
ABSTRACT AURA After a long time thinking, I have reached the conclusion that: one of the loneliest places to be is in a crowd full of strangers. Or at a party, where no one but you turns up... Grrrr.
NAFF NYMPH Mushy peas. Umm... Yes... And??
Aye thort ayed hav uh goe att spelin funnectickly. Yood bee serprizd att itz triccinus.
Aye fined it cuite brayn-taksin ackcherly. Fur xampul, 'and' stais as 'and', yoo simplee carnt chaynj it.
Verree anoi-in, thiz furnettik stuf. Onnist.
Naf Nimf
As we can see you never did
MASTER IT, DID YOU??
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER
I am not cool, or an ex Miss World, or socially acceptable, I don't skateboard and I am not stinking rich.
I am kinda intellectual, slightly seductive, I've got an alright sense of humour. I love punk music and I DO have a grotesque sister for your best mate.
So, how about it?
The (hopeful) Magpie
So, Mr JB Hunter, how can you,
HOW CAN YOU REFUSE??
Okay, I'm Back!!
Hmm, I'm sure you all really missed me. Although by the looks of things... I think a large proportion of you will probably be wondering who the hell I am... hmm... well I wasn't exactly very big in the first place, so oh well whatever.
I just thought I'd make an appearance... wouldn't want any of you to worry about me being dead or anything.
Somebody please give me something to write in about...
ginjanut
Welcome back
OH GINGER ONE!!
ADVENTURE OF THE ARTICHOKES...
Jump, grab, over the chasm, land, backflip, twist and gra... ohhhh!!
Jump, grab, over the chasm, land, backflip, twist and GRAB. Shimmy, shimmy and up.
GRRRR... munch, munch.
See you in the next world.
With love
Lara Croft xxxxx
Why not just go to the
SUPERMARKET AND BUY SOME?!?
