The Mega-Zine Museum
October 13, 1998
THE SACRILEGIOUS SHE SPIDER If I won eight million pounds on the lottery, I would blow it on 800 million penny sweets. There goes the next governor of the Bank of England!
THE USUAL SUSPECT WLW, I know who you are! You're Alan Leach dressed as a fish or Alan Partridge's best friend. Now which is it? Yours, the boy with Liam hair. Wrong, keep guessing. Yours the boy with Patsy's lips.
INERTIA CREEPS Charlatans? Bunch of Pretenders! And "Then"?
WINGE, WINGE, BLEET!
I can't believe that you never show any of the good stuff that I send in, only the really naff ones (at this point I shoot the person that points out that I haven't had one of my messages shown but that really just proves my point. That none of my messages are useless).
Apart from this one (if it is shown).
The Sacrilegious She Spider
OOOOh... 'ark at you!
I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT
COUNTDOWN TO CARNAGE
How come they have a beautiful, big, round clock on Countdown and only ever use half of it?
Answers on a postcard...
Tafod
Vowel-consonant-consonant-consonant
MY WORD IS... ARGH!
C'EST LA VIE?
If you listen to B*witched's new single the lyrics are:
"Swam the seven seas, grazed upon our knees, hope to destroy the world soon, we are demons, we destroy all opposition, come on Billie me and you outside now!"
People should listen to the lyrics rather than watch the video.
MC Jacobean Bounty Hunter
The answer to life
WEARING DENIM AND JUMPING ABOUT!
TO SHADE'S SHADOW
The answer to your philosophical puzzle is that the tree that no one has seen fall is all colours.
Anyone who loves the monkey island game should tell you that.
Love you all,
Guybrush in his purple party frock.
PS Does anyone else like the band Milky Wimpshake?
And our survey said........
WHO?
