The Mega-Zine Museum
October 15, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER I am the Universe. I thought I should let you know that. Egotistical and insane - what's new.
RADIOACTIVE JELIBEBI Is it me or are the pages moving even faster now, I can only read half of the page before it flicks! Age - it happens to all of us.
I THINK I AM Gamble, smoke, blood, sweat, heat, kill, hate. Where am I? Am I here? Where is life? Violence, crime, what do we do... live, die, float? Depression, tension, this is your life. Is this bad? Diabolical.
NOW LISTEN HERE, DAVE! (WLW)
This is your Gran. Haven't you stopped mucking about with all this Mega-zine malarky yet? Don't you think it's time you found a proper job, Dave love?
And stop going on as if you're that Tony Blair - calling yourself White Line Warrior! Like that Hooded Nosebleed thing said, "Who do you think you are?"
Your Poor Old Gran (just trying to help, that's all)
Gran, I know it's not much
BUT IT PAYS THE RENT
LUVVIES,
I'd pay to see:
- Somebody eat their hat
- A monkey's uncle
- Cats and dogs rain
- A silver-lined cloud and
- The Queen of Sheba
Frankie James
PS Crimpsoupcracy, do I know you?
I'd pay to see
A AN INTERESTING LETTER
DEAR MANIC STREET PRIESTESS
I agree with you that wars and famines are much more important than debates about staples, but just because someone doesn't write in about these issues, it doesn't mean they don't care.
Without any relief from the "real world" we'd all get depressed or go insane. Besides, what unites people more than a smile?
Becketts
"I'd like to teach the world..."
C'MON EVERYONE, HOLD HANDS NOW
'ZINERS - A POEM...
Bruised by the amorous love I feel.
The wild wind laces my lips.
A bouquet of lillies lay at my feet.
The morning light showers my bed.
I hum my secret song.
And long to kiss his face.
Liquid glass flows from my eyes
And I am immersed in great sadness.
Richard, I love you.
Queen Mab
I feel another song coming on...
"AH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE..."
