The Mega-Zine Museum
October 7, 1998
ANOREXIC BEAUTY You have no right to be depressed, if you are not going to do anything to do about it. It's time to start helping yourselves.
COMPOUND ATTACK Satan's pussycat. I'm God, I make the decision whether you fry or not. And I can bring you back and do it again. You can't beat food that's fried in lard.
SHADE'S SHADOW If a tree fell in a forest and there were no people around, what colour is the tree? If no-one was around, would anyone care?
ZINEY BOPPERS
I wish I was a teenager in the 1980s. Why? Because Holly Johnson is my hero, my favorite programme is The Young Ones and I fancy Adam Ant.
I would've fitted in rather well, don't you think? Instead I'm a teenager now and I have to put up with fans of 5ive and Leo Di Caprio and friends.
Tragic isn't it?
Frankie James
Yes, but you don't have to suffer
SONS AND DAUGHTERS OR BROS!
'ZINERS,
Teachers are all bigots.
The clever ones are insulted,
The slower-to-catch-on are patronised,
The middle of the roaders are jeered at and teased.
Girls are favoured,
Boys are pushy,
And everyone moans at everyone!
Indie Kidder
So bitter and twisted for
ONE SO YOUNG!
JUST A THOUGHT,
60 billion have walked this earth. Only 60 million live in Britain, but only some have TV sets - and only some of those have Teletext. And out of these, only a few have discovered Mega-zine.
Out of these, only some of them have the imagination - or bravery - to write in. And out of these few thousand, only seven people's letters get shown.
People don't know how lucky they are.
Sour Kraut
Not so Sour now are you my
LITTLE SAUSAGE!
SEASON'S GREETINGS
Oh, it's that time again, October to Christmas. All the novelty chocolate packs have begun to appear in shops, tinsel and trees are for sale and toy adverts are everywhere - even between serious programmes like Sunset Beach!
What I suggest is that we make 'Zine look a little more festive. Draw some tinsel around the outside and wire that dead spider up to some fairy lights.
Aquarius
Ba Humbug. Guess who's no longer
ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST!
