The Mega-Zine Museum
September 29, 1998
ABI RODE All.. Oh NO! I've found one more! What brain cell?
TARZAN'S LEOTARD There's a road in Torquay call "South Parks Road". That isn't very funny either. But Torquay is the English Riviera (for OAPs maybe!).
SASSABY To amuse emus,
on midsummer nights,
Kiwi's do wee-wees,
From spectacular heights.
And give children the frights?
CAFFEINE AND COMMUNICATION
So free for the moment, about somewhere between the earth and the sky. Have I had a little too much caffeine?
All the hate and the misery in the world is a tribute to the lack of communication. I put it down the abundance of caffeine.
Maybe it's just me... Then maybe not. Can you hear the grass growing?
Little Gothic Wednesday
Maybe it's time you swapped to
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE?
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Why is it that so many people slag off pop bands because they can't play their instruments and then say that you should all listen to 'real music', like Manson et al, when anyone who knows anything about music can tell you that Manson can't play either?
If the Spice Girls could play would that make them acceptable?
Lucid Dreamer
What has the world come to when
MUSIC IS DEAD?
BEWARE
The little creature at the top of the page, whose identity we have all begun to question, is an unfortunate soul who wrote into 'Zine for too long.
That is what became of it. It was sucked into the screen as it tried to escape.
Now it stares out at us as a silent warning to run away while we still can... Either that or it's a dead spider that got frazzled by the TV.
Aquarius
So all of you take heed or you'll
END UP LIKE ME, STUCK FOREVER!
DEAR 'ZINE PEOPLE
Help! One of you must agree, or are we the only ones?
South Park is the worst show ever, it's violent, disgusting, stupid, and not in the least funny and it's not even animated properly.
What sort of a name is Cartman anyway? Or is it a surname?
Long live the Simpsons!
Butch Accountant and the Yupie Kid
Of course, I forgot that the Simpsons
IS INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING!
