The Mega-Zine Museum
September 26, 1998
AVERAGE TOAST FARMER Little Charltan, so your head's stuck in a fish bowl eh? Personally I find a salad bowl comfier. But... the dressing will kill your eyes.
INDIE KIDDER As the Sex Pistols said, I don't want a holiday in the sun! Why? I get sand everywhere and my skin peels. What about the massages?
A SECRET ADMIRER Sexy snake, last night you crept into my dreams and stole my senses. Oh, I feel for you.
TO ANYBODY WITH EARS THAT CAN READ
I am sick to the back of my beak with trendies, stereotypes, carnivores and veggies. I have had enough and so I am waiting for someone to invent a time machine, as the era which I am living in bores me to death.
If anyone can invent me a time machine, or, better still, is addicted to the '60s and can bring back trippy-hippy, I will respect that guy for the rest of my life.
A Major Depressed Raver
I think the needle's stuck in
THE WRONG GROOVE HERE
TO "SEPHIROTH"
You imposter! I thought I'd already disposed of all the Sephiroth Clones, but it appears you have slipped through my fingers...
No matter. Now people will know the truth. I am the true Sephiroth. The others are but mere clones and will be dealt with soon. However, first I shall uncover the Promised Land, then all you puny mortals shall know the true meaning of fear.
The TRUE Sephiroth
Is your land a promise or a threat
FOR THESE CARBON COPY-CATS?
INERTIA CREEPS
What existed in the USSR and still exists in the People's Republic of China is not truly communism. All assets are held by the community. There is no "ruling elite" or paranoia and the workers are all treated equally.
Communism fails because the capitalists fear it and try to sink the government at all costs.
Robert Terwilling-Bouvier
A STATE-ment if there ever was one!
ENOUGH TO GET CAPATALISTS SEEING RED
ZINERS
Living is easy with eyes closed. Just make up what you want to see.
It's getting hard for me to see this only in a dream. That's why it means so much to me.
No one I don't want is in my dream. I mean I must be on a high on love.
That is you can't know you're tuned in when it's not real life. That's why I want it real so bad.
Gremlin Within Yourself
So bad-LY! Open your eyes and you
MIGHT JUST SEE THE BLACKBOARD...
