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September 30, 1998

AMPHETAMINE Rabble, Ducks are nothing. Chickens are everything, obey your chickens, no salmonella. Love in a non sexual way. A chicken lover - hey, keep it a non sexual affair!!!

PIE PANTS The best band is Marilyn Manson. Okay. Argument closed. A little narrow minded, perhaps.

LADY OF THE FLOWERS Bom, bom, diBom. Wibble. La. La. Blurb, Blurb. Rhubarb, Rubarb. A bit more pointless banter, if you print this you're as mad as I am. No we're madder than you'll ever be.

 

TO IMPERIAL SALAMI

I recall the programe of which you speak. It was called "Round the Bend" and I loved it dearly. Thunderpants was good but I preferred Wooly the Wonder Sheep.

You seem like the type of person who would have watched a programme that was set in a secondary school. A spoof of Grange Hill, but better! It had a bloke that loved nutty slack and a Prince Charles look-a-like.

It was really good. Oh, how I miss it.

Lady of the Flowers.

THERE'S BETTER TO COME!!!

 

MEGAZINE IS BETTER THAN BACKCHAT

  1. The only people who write to Backchat are body parts of the famous.
  2. Megazine has loads more insanity.
  3. Megazine letters contain humour.
  4. In Megazine, WLW replies to every letter, whereas in backchat, "Ed" replies when it feels like it.
  5. Megazine letters are longer.

Red Chipolata

COMPLIMENTS FLYING!!!

 

SOMETHING

Hi

Has anyone else noticed the odd letter on Smartie lids? An odd, green friend told me they were put there by alien beings, so now I don't know what to do!

Please, someone, green or not, answer this puzzling, confusing question...

Hugs and Kisses (to male people)

Sweet Anomaly.

TURN GREEN AND IT'LL COME CLEAR

 

SHATTERED DREAMS

The woman I love has wrenched out my heart,
held it before me and ripped it apart.
The girl I loved most, the girl I adored,
broke all my dreams and left my soul cored.

She treated me gently and held me with care,
but living without her was too much to bare.
She tried not to hurt me but left me in need,
she punctured my heart and left it to bled.

The Silver Seraph

BETTER LOVED ONCE THAN NEVER AT ALL