The Mega-Zine Museum
August 30, 1998
SASSY (THE ORIGINAL) PIGLET Someone has pinched my name, they've just put a "the" in front of it. I'm really angry. So what, I get a load of psychotic yoofs writing to me the whole time.
ADAM BOMB Why is there only one Monopolies And Mergers Commission? I dunno. Who does he play for?
NON-STICKY BINDI Rainbow Trout: What makes you think I know what Non-sticky Bindi means any more than you?
WLW @ MEGAZINE,
So, meat is simply to "fill a hole", yes? Of course the sort of lives we force animals to endure is justified if the end result keeps you happy, isn't it?
Someone like me, who spends a lot of time studying and seeing the conditions farm animals live in, would be offended by your seeing things in such lazy and irrritatingly-naive black and white.
Piscean Moon
Such vitriol usually begs the question
WHAT ARE YOUR SHOES MADE OF?
TOP TEN HORROR / HUNGER FILMS,
- Fry-day The 13th
- Tortilla
- Bram Stoker's Drac-cola
- Bread Of Frankenstein
- From Dusk 'Till Prawn
- Mary Shelley's Frankfurterstein
- Hallow-bean
- Stand By Brie
- S-cream
- C-f-ritters
MKIIJL, Endbringer
The Elephant Spam? Curry on Screaming?
DRACULA, PRINCE OF DOUGHNUTS.
ON A REALLY IMPORTANT NOTE...
Good luck to all those groovy people out there who are receiving or have received their GCSE results.
Don't worry if they're not quite what you hoped for. Good grades aren't the only path to a good future.
Have fun and be yourself.
SVO Batman
If we all told the truth on our CVs
THERE'D BE 98% UNEMPLOYMENT
'ZINERS,
I had a little boyfriend
I called him honey-bun
He drank and burped
And ate and slurped
And wasn't any fun.
So, I went to Texas Homecare
To buy some power tools
Sawed off his toes
Rearranged his nose
With nails and a glue gun.
One day somebody'll write a decent one.
THEN AGAIN...
