The Mega-Zine Museum
August 28, 1998
AMPHETAMINE There is nothing noble about being superior to your fellow men. True nobility comes from being superior to your former self. Such a refreshing sentiment in these dark and cynical times.
THE BLACK WIDOW (WITH ATTITUDE) Nylcaj, you said you'd NEVER date a shallow or insensitive lad. You've not dated many lads then! And they're SEXIST too.
AVERAGE TOAST FARMER Don't turn yourself inside out, it hurts and it's really messy. But I look much better.
DEAR 'ZINE,
Top ten James Bond films:
- The Living Sunny D-lights.
- You Only Live Fries.
- Almonds are Forever.
- Golden Pie.
- Tomorrow Never Fries.
- Licence to Grill.
- Dr S-No-Ball.
- From Russia with L-oven Gloves.
- Man with the Golden Bun.
- Moon-Caker!
MKIIJL's Minion
Food. I'm beginning to drool, call me
IAN PFLEGMING!
OI, YOU LOT!
For some reason there are always blokes who won't leave you alone. No matter how you try to let them down it doesn't work.
Non-existent boyfriends, contagious diseases, chatting up their mates - nothing works.
Can one of you lovely 'ziners help me before I win "Heartless Girl of the Year" award?!
Sweet Little Heartbreaker
I'm loathe to say anything to you as
YOU'D ONLY ASSUME THAT I FANCY YOU
SATAN'S MASCOT,
If people hadn't moaned or protested in the past, we wouldn't live so well! We would not have a "free" press or the right to vote.
Look at places like Colombia, Chiapas in Mexico and East Timor - people protesting, fighting and dying to get a better life.
It seems more moaning is in order, not less.
Cerberus Cerebris
Who dares
WHINGES!
'ZINE,
If all the gnus,
From London zoo,
Disappeared forever.
We'd have to say,
"That's the end of gnus,
And now it's time for the weather".
Rialta
Sounds like Spike Milligan to me.
IF NOT - BRILLIANT!
