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July 31, 1998

SASSY PIGLET Cymraeg, how dare you call WLW Satan. Yeah! WLW rules. Those quick snappy comments are cool. Yeah! Anyway, Cymraeg, what kind of name is that? Yeah! Na na-ne-na na!

RIALTA Billie: "Why did you push me down the stairs?" Us: "'Cos we want to, 'cos we want to!" Yeah!

CELESTIAL BLISS Take my advice, forget reality, forget the meaning of life and stick to 'Zineland. Yeah!

 

DEAR MEGAZINE

A great game for depressive teens. When you get junk mail, instead of binning it, you should put it back in the postbox.

When you receive it again (usually the next morning) repeat the process until your postman catches on. My best was getting the same letter 18 times.

Tripoli

Very complex. In my day we just

SET THE DOG ON HIM.

 

THE BUN BRIGADE,

We love buns,
When freshly baked,
Warm and brown,
Our hearts do ache,
For be they soft,
Or be they firm,
For two round buns,
Our souls do yearn.

Cheesey Louisey & Caramel Carolina.

(Inspired by Keith Duffey & CC's boyf.)

Lovely poem, Butt-occasionaly wierd

I CAN'T GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

 

FRIENDS, ROMANS, 'ZINERS

Look, let's just settle this now, shall we? If you can truthfully answer "No" to all the following questions then you're an individual. If not, you're a trendy.

  • Do you love Leo DiCaprio?
  • Do you wear combats?
  • Do you watch Home and Away?
  • Are you sad that Geri left the Spice Girls?
  • Is it a pity that Ronan got married?

Aquarius.

If you get a mixture are you

TRENDVIDULAR OR INDIVINDY?

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I write seeking advice. After years of being in a gleeful trio of friends, my two best mates have found themselves a lad each, thrusting me into the world of the gooseberry.

Should I...

  1. Tag along?
  2. Try to break up love's young dream?
  3. Grab the first lad that walks my way?
  4. All the above, just for attention?

Disappointed (and alone) Marshmallow

No.

KILL THEM.