The Mega-Zine Museum
July 27, 1998
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET Why can't the Evil Emperor from the Adam and Joe Show coach the England football team? "Either we win, or I'll destroy you all!" It's only a game!
SPARKILY STAR Why can't humans invent a decent microwave, one that doesn't just cook the edges? Technology has a lot to answer for.
ALUMINIUM SIMPSON Cheese and biscuits rule. Let the living room dance begin.
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why won't the Ministry of Defence admit that aliens are coming to visit us? Because of fear of worldwide hysteria?
It's okay for them to yell about a huge comet that's going to come crashing down and kill us all.
The world just isn't meant to make sense.
Unwanted Sunbeam
Perhaps another case for
MULDER AND SCULLY?
DEAR 'ZINERS
What a load of offal the vegetarian debate is. You all have rather narrow-minded view of non-meat eaters.
Has the thought ever crossed your minds that perhaps, just maybe, my God, some people do not actually enjoy squelching burgers and bacon?
It's not a moral crusade, just personal choice. Let this be the last word on this overworked subject.
From a Veggie
End this debate - let it beef
OOPS! I MEAN LET IT BE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Y'know, life is just like a potato. It's all muddy and grimy at first, but when you scrape off the muck it is actually quite nice.
And if it's grown by me it's mouldy, stunted and green.
And you never want to face eating it.
Star Girl (depressed)
My life is more like a Kiwi - small,
GREEN, SQUISHY AND VERY HAIRY!
COLLEAGUES
As a student of the loonyversity of the 'Zine, I have discovered the origin of the word "pants".
It is an acronym for People 'Aving No Taste or Sense. A really bad example being ponkey pants.
My mum says in her day they used the word 'knickers'. Sounds like they had more fun!
The Noo Noo Fan club
And where I come from we call them
CACKS!!
