The Mega-Zine Museum
July 19, 1998
ANKH GIRL If you're going to get caught stealing a sheep - steal the herd. I think that a herd may be harder to conceal then just one little sheep.
MISS MONEYPENNY Everybody chill out. Peace and love. Aahhh, a girl of very few words, how rare in mega.
SWEET SAPPRO Can I come and do my work experience at the 'Zine. Please??? No, 'cos once you're here there is no escape.
DEAR 'ZINE,
I come from another time and space. My body and soul are young but my mind is old, searching for someone like you.
Your words of woe set me on a quest to seek out the one they call Fluffy Chinchilla Girl and make her life complete.
I too am alone in this sad, lonely existence and journey of life.
Grey Empire
Blub...
CAN'T YOU TWO BE ALONE TOGETHER?
TO ANYONE WHO'S INTERESTED
I am the philosophical idiot. Here are some thoughts on my life:
- Who can compare life to a box of chocolates?
- Why can't Scully get it? Aliens do exist.
- Why have you stopped reading this by now? We are but specks of dust in an infinite universe.
The Philosophical Idiot
I think you can leave the Philosphical
BIT OUT - YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT!!!
DEAR LIGHT BULB OWNERS,
Do not let your light bulbs get away with it. When they 'go', shout, scream, rant and rave. Really make sure they know just how disappointed you are.
Show the light bulb examples of ones that work, demonstrate the switch, beg, plead and bribe it to work again.
Before finally buying a new one and casting the old one to the flames.
Non-sticky Bindi
Bindi's are supposed to be sticky -
SO FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE!
HIYA 'ZIN-AGERS,
- Why do people over-use the phrase "it rocks"? We all know it's only Oasis, Embrace and grandpa's (rocking) chair that rock.
- Why are old people obsessed by the weather?
- Why has Savo (former editor of 'Zine) disappeared of the face of the earth?
Ugly Bloke, Rimmer World
Savo is sat in a rocking chair
GIBBERING ABOUT THE WEATHER
