The Mega-Zine Museum

July 17, 1998

LONG HAIRED BOY I dream of an island where intelligent people may live and do nothing but read Sylvia Plath and listen to Therapy? Island? Institution more like.

NA-KRUL Q: What do you call a woman who has lost most of her intelligence? A: Divorced.

R2D2 Q: What do you call a man who has most of his brain missing? A: Divorced.
And therein lies the basic problem.

DEAR 'ZINERS

Has anyone noticed how the best songs on LPs are usually numbered 2 and 5?

North Country Boy

But how does that

WORK WITH FIVE AND 2-UNLIMITED?

I'VE 'ZINE THE LIGHT

Has anyone noticed that pop music is not popular at all?

I don't know how people like Vanilla and Aaron Carter find themselves in the Top 40. I mean, I've never heard anyone compliment these poor excuses for pop music.

Ugly Bloke, RimmerWorld.

Not like the days of

THE OSMONDS, BARRY MANILOW ETC

'ZINERS

In an over-zealous fit of empowering teenage angst the blaring light begins to blink at the exit of this tunnel of doom. I'm rejected, alone, a worthless stereotype.

I think, but I don't think I am. A love once found and now forever lost.

How I long for a revolution for uninhibited fun.

Anyone else really miss being sane?

Obliged

Erm....................

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'ZINERS

While on holiday I saw Godzilla in a bar. If you didn't like Jurassic Park don't bother watching this because it's just as tacky and unrealistic.

I hope this will save innocent 'Ziners wasting their time going to see it when they can spend their money on useful things like catnip and inflatable dartboards.

Is Madge from Neighbours going bald?

Mystic Cat

Godzilla in a bar?

THAT'S A LOT OF CHOCOLATE!!!

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