The Mega-Zine Museum
July 24, 1998
ANKH GIRL Here is a test to discover whether your mission on earth is finished - if you're alive, it isn't. So where's my new mission then?
NON-STICKY BINDI You know cinematic genius has reached its peak when they start re-releasing The Little Mermaid. Hey, it's keeping Peter Andre busy.
NINJA HAMSTER About your lookalikies thing: I'm told that Rebecca Nahid occasionally gets mistaken for a female. Meow, spit, hiss.
MISSING 'ZINERS
All these 'Ziners have disappeared off pg 142. Please come back, you are very much missed.
(The legendary)
- Broken Circles
- Rainbow Trout
- Mr Unreadable
- Kate Cobain
- Blue Raisin
Please come back, the 'Zine isn't the same without you.
Nimrod
They've moved on to pastures new...
ADULTHOOD
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Going back to the paperclip V stapler debate - aren't we forgetting something? Yes, Bulldog clips!
Not only do they come in many cute designs, but they also hurt people (clip on someones earlobe for maximum effect).
BULLDOG CLIPS 1 - OTHERS 1
The Hans Moleman Appreciation Society
I've heard of fetishes
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!
I HAVE A GOOD IDEA!
Why doesn't Megazine have a big gathering and invite everyone who has letters screened on the 'Zine?
It would be fun to meet other 'Ziners, especially the really famous/popular/controversial ones. Also, I would love to meet WLW.
Does anyone else agree?
Rialta
Great idea!
LET'S HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE
A LOVE POEM
WLW you guide us from the stars
I hope you love Mars bars
WLW you are perfect in every way
can you come out to play?
WLW I hope you love Metallica
else I'd have to hit you with my SPATULA!
WLW say you'll be mine
together we'd be divine
WLW make this purple bunny
happy and say you'll be my honey
Purple Long-haired Bunny
Hmmm
NOT A CHAT-UP LINE I'D GO FOR
