The Mega-Zine Museum
June 5, 1998
MELLOW YELLOW Last night I dreamt the Government changed our shower fittings. Then I became paranoid. (I actually did dream that).
THE KITTEN WITH DARK PURPLE FUR Dear Purple Long-haired bunny. Wow, maybe I misjudged you. Your last letter about the death of Bob the Fish was nasty - no more happy, purple-spouting rubbish. Keep it up, it's much better.
FRANCES FARMER Why have ornamental candles? It just makes you want to cry when you burn them!
THE SUPERIORITY OF THE SEXES
Can I just say that it is very prejudiced and narrow-minded to say that all men are this and all women are that.
Each and every one of us, male or female, is different. I know ignorant, stupid men, and ignorant, stupid women. But I also know understanding, intelligent women and understanding, intelligent men.
Lost Child
So fair, so generous, so caring...
YOU MUST BE FEMALE!
WORK PRIORITIES?
I'm the person who thinks staying at home listening to the radio to win Headswim goodies, rather than going to the last revision lessons for French Modules, is totally legitimate (you don't need French to be a famous rock star!).
Good luck to all 'Ziners with exams! Remember, all work and no play is boring. Work hard, play harder!
Birparian
But you do when you retire to your
VILLA IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE...
I NEED ANSWERS!
- Where do all the 'Ziners go?
- All the people who remember Lucille le dark, et al, were you around then?
- Where have all the Ash fans (Posium Girl etc) gone?
- Will I ever find love?
- Does WLW get paid to do this?
The Girl Who Inflated The World
You don't think I do this for fun
DO YOU?
DEAR 'ZINE
Once again I will prove males to be superior, as women can't:
- Put up shelves.
- Eat curry.
- Wear the same pants for three days.
- Break wind constantly or on request.
- Chat somebody up badly using lines.
- Do any vehicle maintenance.
- Appreciate football.
- Spend less than half an hour in the bathroom.
Mr Blonde
No it's not that they can't...
THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO
