The Mega-Zine Museum
June 4, 1998
THE WISE FOOL What should you call a chicken that lacks courage? Also how do "Keep off the Grass" signs get there? Only Smarties have the answer. Then why are you asking me?!!
FRANCES FARMER Here's a new word for you all to learn and use: Mummery. It means "nonsense", which is what the 'Zine is all about. Groovy huh? Tres hip.
SWEET SAPPHO Do any other 'Ziners get hyper on Smints? Are you sure that's not Pro-Plus you're taking?
TO THE 70s REJECT WITH STARS FOR COMPANY
It is my belief that the world holds an equal number of people - equal numbers of men and women, and me.
I will never find anybody because there is nobody out there for me. I am not an individual, merely a loner.
I am the nerd in the corner who would rather read than play football.
No girl should waste her time on me. I am alone.
The Lemonade Secret Drinker
No need to look, now they'll be
FALLING AT YOUR FEET...
HELP ME SOMEONE!
I'd like to daze away to a place no-one has known, in a state of mind I could call mine, that only I could know. Where I could hum a tune anytime I choose, and there's no such thing as time. Where I can feel no pain, just calm and sane, what a place for one to find.
Where will I find this place, or has anyone found it already?.
Luv Miss World
If no-one has known it, they can't tell
YOU WHERE IT IS, CAN THEY!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
Just a few points:
- Am I the only person in the world who likes the single by the Mavericks?
- Teletubbies - Why?
- Why is it impossible to hum the theme tune of the Adam and Joe Show.
- Why do I never win the lottery?
The Old Man
Yes. Why not. Don't know and
DO YOU BUY A TICKET?
DEAREST RIOT GIRL
I love what you say about dietry habits. I am a vegetarian and you obviously are too, which is cool.
You're totally right - the insignificant number of people killed by animals is NO excuse to kill one animal, never mind that many millions.
Tell me more about yourself, perhaps we could be "Best 'Zine Friends"? I mean we're both veggie and both have slightly confrontational 'Zine names...
Bad Mother
Perhaps you could arrange to meat.
OOPS... SORRY!
