Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

June 3, 1998

FRANCES FARMER ASKS... Is it true that all things Ninja are good, but hamster? Why not ferret?

DEMOLITION GIRL STRIKES AGAIN... Watch out Mega-zine readers! Demolition Girl is here, she's staying here and she'll be here FOREVER!!

THE LAST RADIOACTIVE BEAN... I have broken my nose and lost two pints of blood, but I will have a good scar!!

LIZARD BOY... Are you a plagiarist or are you just a "lost boy"? Mozzykeeto.

Eh-oh 'Ziners,

Here are some things that you wouldn't hear Broken Circles say:

Broken Circle this is your last warning be scared, you should be.

Lu-la

P.S: Be a good boy and I won't send in your address!!

Eh-oh Lu-la's getting vicious, Broken

CIRCLES IS QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS!

Dear Queen of Indie,

I don't suppose you live in Southend and go to my school do you? Because where you live sounds exactly the same as where I live.

I get called a gothic freak at school but, now that I have left, does anyone know if college kids are as narrow-minded as school ones?

Probably, trendies are all the same.

The Kitten with dark purple fur!!

Saying that "trendies are all the same"

MAKES YOU AS FASCIST AS THEM!!!!

Ziners,

I am in the dark depths of misery. I've little happiness. Please tell me that I am not the only teenage girl who:

Kind Ziners, one of you must agree with those points.

I have many sleepless nights thinking that I'm the only one. Answer this simple question, and I'll sleep once more.

Crazed Cat (needing help desperately)

As the FBI know - we are not alone -

IT'S A CASE FOR MULDER AND SCULLY!

To my fellow Ziners,

I own my own pet virus,
I've got nothing to feed it,
So I let it ravage my head,
Eat my brain until it's dead.

My virus eats a slow suicide,
It should have gone for my eyes,
It might live but I don't think so,
For I have no hope,
Or hope in recovery.

Buget-price voodoo doll.

Couldn't you have tried your local

PET SHOP FOR VIRUS CHOCCY TREATS??