The Mega-Zine Museum
June 6, 1998
LITTLE MISS CRUNCH CORNER
The words are green
The sky is blue
The question is
what colour are you?
THE BB MAN
BANG!
Ha!
Scared ya!
I'm sorry, I think I've been out in the sun for way too long. No kidding...
THE MAD FERRET Fee fi foe fum, I smell... chocolate... mmm, chocolate... Aaaargh! I'm trying to give it up!
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
I have just discovered the 'zine and think that you are the coolest people ever.
I apologise sincerely for not reading it before but I wrongly assumed that everyone writing in would be tacky and have fake and shallow personalities.
I now see the error of my ways.
Transylvanian Tracie.
Now this is the kind of letter we
LOVE!!!!!!!
EXAM PEOPLE,
I don't see what all the fuss is about exams. Some people seem to be getting in a state.
The secret is to stay calm. You can then take more info in.
I know people need grades to get on certain courses, but panic ain't goin' to help. Take a chill pill!
Bomb Head.
Wise words mate. Remember -
CALMNESS IS STRENGTH.
FIREFLY,
No, men are actually (according to recent scientific research) genetically defective. They lack the genes which would give them the same emotions and level of human understanding as women.
However, I do know one guy who actually seems to be a caring sort - he must be a genetic freak.
The Maid of the River.
So guys, you're all freaks!
OR DO YOU DISAGREE?
TO EVERYONE
STOP! Open your eyes! Don't you see? Don't you realise what's happened? I'll have to tell you then.
Once upon a time there was a group called the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They were great. Then four sick, sad people known as All Saints took their ideas!
We are no longer safe.
Scully Warrior
It's been happening for years
BUT SOMEONE'S BUYING THE RECORDS...
