The Mega-Zine Museum
June 7, 1998
THE KITTEN WITH DARK PURPLE FUR I have a little black cloud it follows me around (even indoors). Join the club.
EAU ROUGE The definitive answer to which colour is best: red. Okay, purple is not too bad, but you're generally better-off sticking to red. When did you last hear someone say "Come on you Reds"? I rest my case. Case dismissed.
HIGH AND DRY FLY Crazed Cat: I too watch GMTV compulsively, erm... no I don't — you're a freak! Coward.
TO DREAM AURA
To ask whether the world exists when you close your eyes is absurd! Are you saying that if you feed your cat and leave the house, the cat ceases to exist when you're not there?
If you are, why is the cat hungry when you come back, eh?
Ankh Girl (p/t vampire)
Maybe it's just
GREEDY
DEARLY BELOVED
Has anyone ever noticed how talented the performers on Stars In Their Eyes actually are? I mean, you can listen to the original singer on CD or cassette, but live, they're terrible!
Stars In Their Eyes contestants sing live and sound like the recording!
I think I'll start listening to imposters — anyone join me?
Peach (Not so fuzzy!)
P.S Matthew Kelly — I do a great Tori Amos
Do you really think Matthew Kelly
READS MEGAZINE?
'ZINERS
What is the point of building a Millennium Dome to celebrate 2,000yrs since the birth of Christ when there are no plans for it to hold any religious artifacts (etc).
I personally think it's an excuse for the Government to spend millions and only contribute to pollution.
On the bright side though, when we have ruined this planet maybe God will give us another one.
Fluffy Cute Chinchilla Girl
But dome wasn't built in a
DAY!
HEY WLW
After a week of sitting in a field with only canvas for shelter, bungee jumping spiders and my insane family for company, it was a relief to come home and turn to my fave page on Teletext — but to my amazement, the well-stocked six-page 'Zine had shrunk!
Purleeeease put some more letters on. I can't cope with just five a day, I need more! Otherwise I'll go permanently onto the Void!
You've been warned.
Charly's Translator
'Zinesters are so selfish...
SOME OF US DON'T EVEN GET A HOLIDAY
