The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 1998
MISS HOOVER You were interesting. Where have you gone? ANKH GIRL.
AMBIGUITY HATER 'Life in plastic, it's fantastic.'
SQUASHED STRAWBERRY, HECTORS HOUSE I am shy like Jessie The Rabbit and I get frightened when I leave the flat as people call me names and laugh at me.
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN wants the washing up done after dinner and not the next day.
MY STAR
My star high above,
the star of love.
Come visit me,
you will see how I lay,
and watch stars all day.
There are so many of them,
only one of them mine.
Sorry I found that last bit difficult to rhyme.
Ellespeth's Star
You were doing so well until the
LAST LINE!
GOOD CITIZENS
Once upon a time, there was this amazing sweet, widely known as the Opal Fruit. Then what happened? It disappeared, replaced by this strange new product call Star Burst.
I am sorry but I fail to see how anyone could fit an exploding star into a piece of paper that is only large enough to contain an Opal Fruit.
Somehow, we must get them back!
Aquarius
I know what you mean - why oh why did
THEY DO SUCH A RIDICULOUS THING!
DEAR 'ZINE
If the world was full of people who are exactly the same, we would know every-thing about each other.
That would make the world a very boring place wouldn't it?
Pink Ribbon
Pleease can we have some fun, witty,
INTERESTING OR JUST LONG LETTERS!
BUTCH ACCOUNTANT AND THE YUPPIE KID
Here are the answers to your questions:
- Birthday cards are expensive because the manufacturers are so money-grabbing.
- The red and purple blob on the gossip page is a mouth with its tongue hanging out.
- No-one realises that AFKA Gonzo is a fool with a huge ego.
Avenging Angel
AFKA Gonzo is the 'Zine hero - this is
THE LAST WE WILL HEAR FROM YOU!
