The Mega-Zine Museum
May 5, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER Apart from the world being made of Lego it also has a Malteser centre. SCULLY WARRIOR
SPICE GIRLS, BOYZONE, ALL SAINTS etc are taking over the world, they must be stopped before it's too late - it's up to you. THE TRICKSTERESS...
WARNING! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED: deja vu is a secret Government experiment, which kidnaps people, wipes their memories then takes them back and makes them live the same day again. ROADRUNER
THINGS TO PASS THE TIME IN LARGE AND DULL CROWDS
- Scream out popular names claiming, to anyone who replies, that you thought they were someone else.
- Sob uncontrollably and act out your favourite talk show moments.
- Throw your shoes in the air.
- Explain Nostradamus to trendies to make them cry.
INEVITABLE THE WANDERGIM
I think that you have a strong chance
OF BEING LOCKED UP SOON!!!
Dear Ziney-boppers,
100% of magicians are frauds.
99% of Ziners are nutters
100% of fat people are overweight
50% of school children are able to read or write
Butch Accountant and The Yuppie Kid
PS Why have we not received any mail from other Ziners???
Could it possibly be because they all
THINK YOU'RE BARMY AND SAD??
Dear 'Ziners,
Nobody can beat my mum's stupid rules:
- No concerts until I'm 15 (I'm now 14)
- An interrogation of every boyfriend
- No going anywhere with a boy unless there are at least two other girls.
- No dyeing, colouring or bleaching of hair until I'm 16.
Does anybody sympathise???
Fluffy cute chinchilla girl.
Stop whingeing, parents makes rules...
IT'S THEIR JOB!
ABOUT YOUR MUSIC REVIEWS
Look, if you don't like rock music just admit it. Don't just peddle cliches under the guise of an objective review.
If Fiona had actually listened to Therapy's album properly, she may have found it full of catchy pop songs.
As for "not for the faint hearted," I look forward to her review of the eponymous Soulfly album.
Psychopath with perfect teeth.
So who exactly died and made you
A MUSIC CRITIC WITH PERFECT TEETH?
