The Mega-Zine Museum
May 1, 1998
BALDRICK To all 'Ziners: I have eels in my hovercraft.
QUANTUM SHEEP Forget the anti-glum league - what about the anti-sum league? I'm sure we could all do without maths in our lives.
SWEET SAPPHO "My momma always said life is like a roll of bog roll - you never know when it's gonna run out" - Forest Gump. A useful comment for you.
WLW
If you think that the Spice Girls are the world's best bunch of feminists, or La La and Po are — you're not even close.
Who is the world's greatest feminist? Why the Black Widow spider is of course!
Who else has a boyfriend and eats them inside out?
Raven
What a tangled web your
LOVE LIFE MUST BE
HI ALL!
Cakpants — Thank you for answering my letter. You're right, they do fit.
Zebra Crossings — who would have thought?
What do you mean by "CAK"pants? Does it mean what I think it means? Are you related to Poohead? You could be the same person!
Or maybe not...
Ickle Blob Creature
The tone of this letter
IS SOILING OUR REPUTATION!!!
UNIVERSITY APPLICATIONS
Some good, some bad
Some ridiculously high, others low
Some simple, some complicated
But that one.
No explanation
REJECTED
Why?
All the others like me.
Why don't they want me?
Feeling unwanted and unloved because of a building.
What's going on?
What is wrong with me?
The BB Man
You were obviously
TOO GOOD FOR THEM
DEAR 'ZINE
Yesterday I was on the bus home when suddenly the road underneath turned purple. Then a little green man with pointy ears got on and said something about Mars.
The driver shook his head and before I knew it I was home.
The Big Hairy Toe
Public Transport
IT'S JUST NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE
