The Mega-Zine Museum
March 27, 1998
THE YUPPIE KID wants to know if anyone remembers a show presented by John Leslie, wearing a costume inspired by Madonna's bra?
NINJA HAMSTER what's all this about Ricky Lake? Jerry Springer is the ideal chat-show sex god in my book.
HELEVTICA says she is in fact a seed which was spawned in the bowels of a rotting fish called Thornton, whose miniscule, but vast existence is the personification of hate.
'ZINE PEOPLE
On bottles of shampoo and other similar products they have an ingredient list that usually begins with aqua, followed by a long list of insanely complex things.
Why do they bother putting aqua? Don't they mean water, or is there some other almost identical version of the water molecule with a tiny variation to it?
Ninja Hamster
These and more meaningless questions
WILL NO DOUBT BE ANSWERED SOON!
DEAR 'ZINE
I think that the youngest member of Hanson and Aaron Carter should team up together because they could be the new Sir Cliff Richards of pop heroes.
My reasoning is as follows:
They have both got one of those faces that you could slap. They could appeal to mostly old women, as opposed to teenyboppers.
Finally and most importantly, they would only release a record once a year, at Christmas.
Mr Unreadable
ODE TO MATT
Matt, why don't you meet with me?
We could eat a wonderful tea.
Oh I think you're lovely.
I know you have lots to do,
what with exams and work too.
But won't you go somewhere with me,
and then so happy we could be.
MISS WEASEL (FLOATING IN SPACE)
I think a surname may help this date
ALONG A WEE BIT!
DEAR 'ZINE
Wouldn't it be good if Damn Dog spontaneously combusted? In my opinion Kula Shaker are the most influential band around.
So, if you want good, lively music, that doesn't drone on and on, like most mainstream Indie, then give them a good listen and you'll soon be hooked.
Govinda Girl
One of my faithful slaves is trotting
DOWN TO HMV AS WE SPEAK!
