The Mega-Zine Museum
March 24, 1998
MANIC'S FAN Long-haired Punk Boy in Combats: You make me feel so pretty! (even if I'm not!). Aaah.
NINJA HAMSTER WLW: Do you ever get asked by your parents when you're going to get a proper job? Frequently.
FAT, PIZZA LOVING TEENAGERS Here a confusing poem:
11 was a racehorse
22 was 12
11,11 race
22,1,1,2
Too many pizzas.
DEAR 'ZINERS
I'm sorry, but I have to disagree with Broken Circles' statement that 'anyone who wants something must be unhappy with what they already have'.
If no one had any kind of hope or desire for the future then they WOULD be sad. It's our ambitions and dreams in life that keep us going - without them we would all be VERY unhappy.
Eternal Dreamer
I need my fantasies! Can you imagine
DOING THIS JOB FOREVER?
DEAR 'ZINE
Maps are a capitalist conspiracy. They don't work, nobody understands them, and when you look at them to try to work them out - you crash your car.
They are a trick used by insurance companies to raise their premiums. You don't realise 'cos you've all been brainwashed - but I'm from Jupiter, so I haven't been.
I'm warning you all.
Roadrunner
No, no, no... they're designed to make
YOUR JOURNEY MORE INTERESTING
TO ALL COOL BEINGS
Aware that my letters seem to consist of slating other 'Ziners taste in music I have decided to write and say that I'm not actually a miserable, nasty person (most of the time).
Here are some less abusive quotes for you.
- Teiresias: You have a cool pseudonym
- Alcopop Boy: I love you to bits!
- Damn Dog: Um... hope you cheer up soon
There, that wasn't too difficult!
The Maid of the River
TO THE OTHER (EXCITING) EYEBROW
I've decided to honour you. I think you can be my friend, because you (very wisely) made me smile; keep trying the rest of you.
Bob the Fish - learn that I am the master - not you!
WLW, you are pretty darn good at your job. You've been making some very witty comments lately.
I hope everyone is well. I'm sure my letter's cheered you up - except BTF, but he'll forget in seven seconds.
The Almighty Eyebrow
Hmm... wonder why I printed this one?
MY MEMORY'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE
